| Me every night: | I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now. |
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
(via kingaaronjoseph)
if u ask what im doing awake at 3 a.m. well i just googled ferret hat and it was the best descision of my whole life
(Source: goldenclitoris, via oohsheratchet)
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
(via nicoletteivana)
